panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

(via peeeeaaaacccchhhh)

"When you meet someone who tries their hardest to stick by you regardless of how difficult you are, keep them. Keep them at all costs because finding someone who cares enough to look past your flaws isn’t something that happens every day.
“Unless you’re the kind of person who treats those good people like shit. You don’t deserve them, and when they leave, you should blame no one but yourself. For being such an oblivious person towards their feelings and forgetting all you put them through!!”"

- Midnight Thoughts (I got lucky with you)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via rabbit-spots)

telapathetic:

this show never fails me

(Source: monicapotters, via thedanksideofthemoon)

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via the-original-lolaspades)

shisnojon:

mentalalchemy:

suixune:

sereneextremist:

A baby LED costume

SEIZE THE PREY AND CONSUME

terrifying

just imagine the second half of this gif but you are in an dark and empty field and it’s sprinting towards you faster than you can run away
bl-ossomed:

man-duhh:

iron-pigs:

annaprocrastinates:

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.

This is probably the best gif ever

oh my god

I fucking can’t

englishsnow:

 by valiunic

(via thejives)